Gay Bar Superstar.

laugh-addict: family events

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:28:49 -0400

laugh-addict:

family events

youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:24:10 -0400

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

meep meep move outta the way basic bitches leonardo dicaprio...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:24:05 -0400

meep meep move outta the way basic bitches leonardo dicaprio coming through

#did he mouth ‘thank you’ #yes he did

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:23:56 -0400

#did he mouth ‘thank you’ #yes he did

zackisontumblr: you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:23:38 -0400

zackisontumblr:

you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:23:34 -0400

staceysthings: randomactsofdouchebaggery: firesnaps: rachelovesklaine: rachelovesklaine: I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:23:17 -0400

staceysthings:

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

firesnaps:

rachelovesklaine:

rachelovesklaine:

I loved the part when Brittany was talking to Artie and she said she took his virginity and Blaine pulled a face like “what when did this happen”

This is another one of Blaine’s “how the fuck did I end up at this school” moments.

“How is it that McKinley keeps getting stranger and yet it was somehow totally FUBAR before I ever got here?”

The best.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:23:08 -0400

Separation Of Church And Irate

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:21:25 -0400

(A group of women have a weekly Bible study at our coffee shop. I am waiting on a young man in line.)

Customer: “You need to do something about those women over there. They can’t have a Bible study in a place like this.”

Me: “Yes they can. They come here every week, order coffee and pastries, and don’t disturb anyone.”

Customer: “Well, they are offending me! They shouldn’t be here!”

(The customer starts yelling.)

Customer: “SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!”

Me: “Sir, please keep your voice down.”

Customer: “I demand to see your manager!”

(I get my manager, who has been observing this situation from the back room.)

Customer: “A coffee shop is no place for a Bible study. This is offensive!”

Manager: “These women have been meeting here for over five years. They have never caused any problem to anyone. Now give your order to the barista, and then leave.”

(The customer orders, and as he is leaving, walks by the women and knocks a Bible onto the floor. She picks it up, puts it back on the table and heads over to the counter. She thanks me and my manager for sticking up for them, and puts a $20 in the tip jar!)

egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:18:00 -0400

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:19 -0400

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

eldritchpixie: THE SOFTWARE I AM USING IS GLITCHING AND IS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:06 -0400

eldritchpixie:

THE SOFTWARE I AM USING IS GLITCHING AND IS PUTTING “STEAK” UNDER EVERY BEAT I AM SO ANGRY AND AMUSED

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:16:56 -0400

ifyouhadwings: zip-a-dee-lady: but can any of you top this...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:16:37 -0400

ifyouhadwings:

zip-a-dee-lady:

but can any of you top this sims glitch?

yet another unrealistic standard for women

fuckyeahtoronto: Its so confusing when Victoria day falls...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:16:26 -0400

fuckyeahtoronto:

Its so confusing when Victoria day falls early. Happens next year too :(

striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:08:20 -0400

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

pizza: graffeti: i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:06:28 -0400

pizza:

graffeti:

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!

nksj28: Awesome Simpsons quote/moment #709 (from “Lisa on Ice”)

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:04:53 -0400

nksj28:

Awesome Simpsons quote/moment #709

(from “Lisa on Ice”)

im slowly unlearning how to english

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:04:11 -0400

im slowly unlearning how to english

nowthatswitty: More witty here :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:04:07 -0400

nowthatswitty:

More witty here :)