Cat-People From Space!: osointricate: Sometimes “I... →
osointricate: Sometimes “I don’t know” is actually the only answer someone has when it comes to their emotions. It’s not a deflection. It’s the only legitimate answer someone has. Sometimes “I can’t get up” is actually what’s happening to a person. It doesn’t have anything to do with…
imacookiestealer: andersonhummels: “what if he doesn’t marry blaine” #quiet peasants
heyblaine: “excuse me can i ask you a question i’m new here” more like the moment i gave up my life and sold my soul to dark forces involving a yellow hat and two darling boys and if i could have seen my future i’d seen myself crying in front of the computer in the middle of the night over a tweet that simply reads the number 21
the only reason why I don’t have a boyfriend is because I am too busy shipping him with other men
colfersaurusrex: klainer 21s haha get klunk
cosmo tip #370
expertcosmotips: write a smutty fanfiction about you and your crush and mail it to their house
andersonhummel: i believe in happy endings gay marriage is legal in new york ever-lasting… twenty one
I'm not sure if this is privilege or pitiable...
aboutmaleprivilege: Some time ago, a random bloke came up in the street and started propositioning me. When I ignored him, he got more aggressive, at which point I told him to fuck off and walked away. He yelled profanities at me, ending with ‘go to hell, you frigid slut-whore!’ I don’t think those words mean what he thinks they mean.
colfersaurusrex: “…ever-lasting…” god I just imagine Ryan walking around set in this blissful daze and if anyone asks he just says, “Finchel… Klaine…Faberry… Brittana… haha smoke weed” and goes on his content way
colfersaurusrex: My throat, lungs, and heart get a fucking workout every time Ryan goes on a Twitter spree
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
News in America: woman kills and eats 3 week old son
News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining
Across the Pond Differences
American Networks: READY FOR THE NEXT SEASON? WE HAVE THE EXACT DATE AND TIME SEVEN MONTHS FROM NOW WHEN IT AIRS.
BBC: New series? Oh. I wrote that down somewhere... it starts in... seven minutes ago. Please make a note of it.
crazy-addiction: The Wake Me Up When September Ends jokes
kurt-blaine: b l a i n e
courag3: OH MY GOD KURT IS PLAYING THE GREEN LANTERN BUT LOOK WHAT I GOT AT SIX FLAGS ON WEDNESDAY I AM NOT OKAY PLEASE SEND HELP
colfersaurusrex: I just realized if I emphasize the O in “god” like “gooooooooooooooood” it also looks like I could be saying good i was going to be crushed by this dilemma but you know what, there’s always “gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwddd” so i’m alright thanks for caring
neopianpsychopath: I threw a wish in the well. Don’t ask me I’ll never tell.
lil-lis: KLAINE IS GETTING MARRIED AT TWENTY ONE I CANT I DONT EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO EVEN ID LIKE TO THANK GOD AND JESUS AND RYAN MURPHY WHAT ARE THESE TEARS KSJSJDKSDJ WATERFALL ON MY FACE
ohblainers: But no seriously guys politely tweet @MrRPMurphy asking for Fergalicious. He hasn’t released anything in a while maybe he feels like gathering fan favor.
albrie: i’ve written a song about a tortilla well it’s more of a wrap
klaine: BLAINE FOR SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT 2012
rimmingsafely: “my shiny teeth and me” is my favorite song ever in this universe okay
ohblainers: Everyone is asking Ryan Murphy for spoilers. I ask him for Fergalicious.