August 2012
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
Anonymous asked: satan, kurt, and blaine playing...
grandoldivy:
darrenscrotch asked: can you draw me punching ryan...
grandoldivy:
“fooling around with all these other guys”
– ryan lochte on what he did before the 4X800 today
(that’s very hetero of you mister lochte)
kinkycolfer asked: Brian and Darren huddled up...
grandoldivy:
callmekitto:
that horrible twitter account harrassing chris colfer and his family got suspended
woop woop
go be intimate with a railroad spike you shitstain
anderfabulous asked: Will you draw my url? :)
grandoldivy:
hummellover asked: me living in Chris Colfer’s...
grandoldivy:
grapfruit asked: cAN YOU DRAW ME PUTTING A STICKER...
grandoldivy:
darrenswenis asked: can you draw kurt and blaine...
grandoldivy:
My friend and I were talking about suicide.
yourjoshhutcherson:
I told her most of the time it’s because of kids being bullied.
She said not many people get bullied that she sees.
You don’t have to see it for it to be happening.
I want to show her something.
Reblog if you’ve ever been bullied.
If you were ever called fat, ugly, a hoe, slut, bitch, anything that hurt you.
If you were ever shoved around.
Made fun of for being...
blainethegaypirate:
she did 4 whole marajuanas
AY LIL MAMA LEMME WHISPA IN YO EAR:... →
shavingryansprivates:
theyellowbrickroad:
what does a boner feel like
imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there’s nothing you can do about it. and you’re like “oh man, I’m gonna have to suck this thing”, and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. but then, at…
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least we’re running
Tom Daley. Just. So cute and sweet and talented....
blainethegaypirate:
i want to be an actress so bad it’s not even funny
tealeafs:
they should rename the Olympics to the Butt Games
July 2012
hummelberry:
do you ever wish you were lea michele’s hands
i do
Cat-People From Space!: well, my darlings. time... →
tonyseyebrows:
clockworksexual:
viceprincipalpanch:
thisnightmarewontlastlong:
As a trans man, you would want to be flat-chested, yes? and i know you have one idea in mind already, right? just use ace bandages and it works just as good as any binder, right? wrong.
…
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writingmyownhistory:
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noboyfriendjust:
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
Cat-People From Space!: well, my darlings. time... →
tonyseyebrows:
clockworksexual:
viceprincipalpanch:
thisnightmarewontlastlong:
As a trans man, you would want to be flat-chested, yes? and i know you have one idea in mind already, right? just use ace bandages and it works just as good as any binder, right? wrong.
…
My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office.
tardis-goes-vworpp:
drinkmasturbatecry:
appolsaucy:
barackobama:
iluisindustries:
the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon!
Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.
WHY DOES BARACKOBAMA KNOW WHAT SHIPPING IS
WHY DOES THE PRESIDENT’S TUMBLR HAVE A TAG CALLED SHIPS
WHAT UNIVERSE AM I IN
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
writingmyownhistory:
All the wank today has made me feel physically ill.
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analchris:
let’s talk about darren’s nipples
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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz '-- a lot has changed over the years
